12.6.16

Camille Zajac

http://www.alvestrand.no/objectid/0.html
https://www.infona.pl/resource/bwmeta1.element.ieee-art-000005299033
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA_for_English



The Hermit

To Whom it May Concern,

I am a well read loser with an obsession over the finance industry. I am borderline autistic, incredibly skilled. I have years of first world experience in capitalistic and marketing operations and schemes. I am friends with an evil industrialist and I am a fiscal wizard. My objective is to make you and I a lot of money. I am neurotically detail oriented and driven like no other. You should hire me and I’ll make your dreams come true. I was approved by the cabal. And I won’t take no for an answer. I am you and you are me. Pass go collect $200 dollars. I am seeking to benefit you with my ridiculously high standards and high aptitude. I enjoy working with the human population to pretend to be friendly. I am seeking to maximally benefit an exceptional company by use of weird linguistic quirks, innovation, calculation and attention to client biases.


P.S. I love you.

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